February 2012
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got worked into a conversational frenzy over whether or not Jeff Goldblum appears in the popular film Mysterious Skin as a drooling cruiser. wasn’t he? if not, then who was it?
January 2012
6 posts
“I like naked people, taco bell and gore because I’m an artist of some sort.”
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December 2011
2 posts
November 2011
39 posts
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reading the newest issue of Urban Outfitter Catalog monthly, i realize that i’ve never paid more than 20 bux for an item of clothing.
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Anonymous asked: fb?
there are 4 shelves of books at my shady local library. i just asked the librarian if this was really all the books they have, or if there is some secret room upstairs where all the pages are hidden. she acted like i had just asked her who the president was the last time she had sex. “sorry to offend you….i’ll just go write my own book” i said to her as i slipped on the...
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http://collegecutiescleaning.com/
my new career path.
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sometimes when i dont know what i’m doing with my life i go outside and smoke a cigarette, which does nothing but cover the inside of my mouth in a sour tasting cancer film. i want to watch anime but i dont have the patience to do it alone. my neighbors are constantly moving boxes in to and out of their house, it makes me think that they are constantly updating their decor motif. it makes me...
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Anonymous asked: post a pic of u
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Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as I.D.
zodiacbaby:
stephhton:
“Ground beef is not a valid form of identification. Not in Martin County, not in Los Angeles, not anywhere. A Florida man learned this the hard way, when he handed a taco to police officers who asked for his I.D. This was after he had passed out in his car. While sitting in the drive-through lane of a Taco Bell. And his engine caught fire.”
Read the full article...
saw Bore-is play gundam pop for 2 hours tonight, all i can smell is fog juice. overall a god show, just too melodramatic and glossy.
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my costume was squirts of fake blood on my face and a stolen kitty cat mask/puppy dog vest. it was a big hit at tampa’a #1 goth club for the 40+ crowd. i suck.