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Nov 7

Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as I.D.

zodiacbaby:

stephhton:

“Ground beef is not a valid form of identification. Not in Martin County, not in Los Angeles, not anywhere. A Florida man learned this the hard way, when he handed a taco to police officers who asked for his I.D. This was after he had passed out in his car. While sitting in the drive-through lane of a Taco Bell. And his engine caught fire.”

Read the full article here:
http://blogs.laweekly.com/squidink/2011/10/drunk_florida_man_taco_identification.php

he’s a cartoon character

Posted at 11:41pm 1,690 notes

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    Classy guy, right there.
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    “A deputy awoke Falkner and then asked for his ID. Falkner said no before reaching into his bag and presenting the...
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    AND HIS ENGINE CAUGHT FIRE. KSDJG HELO ME ohMYGoD
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    Best news story ever. The whole article is worth a read. [It’s short!]
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    reiterating that all...weird shit happens
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    Ah, my state. It brings me...shame. The sort where I know I should be embarrassed but am...
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